ProgressOh, ale! I would kill for some Dark Iron ale!! Quick, I'm getting sober! I know this because sobriety blurs my vision... and it's making you look like the <race> I slew last week!
|Dark Iron Ale Mug (2)|
What's this? Ah! It smells like Dark Iron Ale! Drink has blurred my sight, but I can tell that you, <sir/my lady>, are a real friend!